following is an actual advertisement in an Irish
newspaper
Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen Only 50
miles.
Only
first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven
hard.
Original
tyres.
Original
brakes.
Original fuel and oil.
Only 1
driver.
Owner
wishing to sell due to employment
lay-off.
Photo attached --- You HAVE to
see this.
Travis
Did you see this coming?
