This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back, she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
into my coffee which was
Between my legs,
Splashed,
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Women drivers!
Travis
I think the best thing for you two to do is stay home or leave the driving to a desinated driver. I did see something similar the other day, Women turning left drinking a Pepsi in one hand and cell phone in the other and for the life of me I can not fiqure out who was turning the steering wheel. 