To the window on the plane when another man sat down in the
Aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the
Middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically
At the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was
From the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog
Was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's
The best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne,
When I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has
Leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the
Aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for
Several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put
One paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy',
And he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in
Possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat
Number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,'
Replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer
To search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside
A man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time
He placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man
Is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his
Seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat
Mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to
'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles
For a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came
Racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and
Proceeded to poop on the seat.
The first man was really disgusted by
This behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a
Well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the
Policeman, 'What's going on?'
The Policeman nervously replied,
'He's just found a bomb.'
