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Postby okie » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:55 pm

Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? A: They aren't allowed to bare arms

I may have to explain this one to Bobodu.

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Re: Joke

Postby bobodu » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:05 pm

Hey... I live two hours from Canada and I can tell you that Canadian women only wear sleeveless dresses because they don't wanna mess up what hair they have....
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Postby okie » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:56 pm

bobodu wrote:Hey... I live two hours from Canada and I can tell you that Canadian women only wear sleeveless dresses because they don't wanna mess up what hair they have....


I have knowingly not seen any Canadian folks. The closest I have come to seeing a Canadian is watching Celine Dion on youtube. I like some of her songs and I think she is from Canada and now to the point, her hair looks OK to me.

I am sure that I am the poorer for not having been to Canada.

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Re: Joke

Postby bobodu » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:15 pm

Celine Dion is a woman??? I thought it was Barbara Streisand in drag.
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Re: Joke

Postby okie » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:49 pm

bobodu wrote:Celine Dion is a woman??? I thought it was Barbara Streisand in drag.


She sings better than Streisand and better looking. :popcorn:

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Re: Joke

Postby Carlw » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:42 am

Hey, don't knock Canadian women. I happen to know one, in fact I was with her last night and trust me she is a beautiful blond and has no hair under her arms or on her legs. I have met and been with some California women, who were not Canadian who had more hair in the wrong places. Ain't going to say more because this is a family site. Carl :bricks: :bricks:
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Re: Joke

Postby John » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:08 am

Celine Dion is selling her mansion for $72M. Makes me hate that Titantic song even more. :bricks:
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Re: Joke

Postby okie » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:44 pm

John wrote:Celine Dion is selling her mansion for $72M. Makes me hate that Titantic song even more. :bricks:


Don't you just love it when you find out someone else is just struggling to make ends meet. I think we should pass the hat. :D :D


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Re: Joke

Postby BushBoneYard » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:59 am

I had to Google, well Bing actually, to make sure that was not supposed to be 7.2 million. :o :o :o :o
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Re: Joke

Postby Luffydog » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:40 pm

celine dion canadian or not or good looking with hair. never know what language that is but me being backwoods and sounds to much like. slinging the dong. now with surgerys i think ill pass with a name like that. lol :lol: :o :?:
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