To help save the economy, the Government will announce next
month that the Immigration Department will start
deporting senior citizens (instead of illegals) in order to lower
pensions and healthcare costs (flu jabs, walkers,
wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)
The Government has established that older people are easier to
catch and, in most cases, will not remember how
to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you - maybe I'd never see
you again..
Then it dawned on me...
I'll see you on the bus!