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Dr. Geezer

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Dr. Geezer

Postby DennyIN » Sat May 30, 2015 6:58 pm

I haven't seen anything on the General Discussion for over a week so here ya go:

Dr. Geezer


An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open an alternative medicine medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic." "Get your treatment for $500. If not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: --- Aaagh...(choking) !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!
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Re: Dr. Geezer

Postby okie » Sat May 30, 2015 7:25 pm

:D :D :D

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Re: Dr. Geezer

Postby tuffnell » Sat May 30, 2015 8:44 pm

Love that one. :D :D
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