Marriage advice

[tuffnell]

For a long successful marriage:
Remember two (2) dates. HER Birthday and your anniversary.
Always remember the following phrase, maybe have it tattooed somewhere: ‘Yes dear, you’re right.’
From there, remember you can only say the following six (6) things without getting in trouble:
1. Yes Dear (Then look at your feet)
2. I’m Sorry (While shuffling your feet)
3. It will never happen again. (You both know it probably will)
4. It’s always your fault.
5. If it’s not your fault, it’s your fault that it’s not your fault.
6. You will always get the last two words in every argument:
‘Yes, dear.”

[RoyM]

You know my wife?

[okie]

". If it’s not your fault, it’s your fault that it’s not your fault."

For me, this is the hardest one to get right and if I'm not careful, I will get in deeper trouble.

Travis

[Franz]

Single = Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday.

NEVER, no matter what she says ask her to switch chairs so you can see it from her point of view.

Better idea, STAY SINGLE

[fixer5000]

the best marriage advice i ever got was from an old Italian guy i worked with and it goes like this. "there are gonna be times when the wife asks you to do something you may not want to do". "so you answer every time i will do that for you. now you dont have to do these things at all but just say you will". it works!! sage advice. married 37 years to first wife.

[bobodu]

The best marriage advice is to remember who cook and who fixes. SHE doesn't poison me and I put all the parts back in her brakes.