A smile or 2

[okie]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'
'No, ma'am, but I didn't like to see you standing there all by yourself!'



Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mum?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter, asked Larry 'are you giving up?'


Larry's class were on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "





Best Halloween costume.( I personally think this is very cute)


Travis

[okie]

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


T

[okie]

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


T

[okie]

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

[okie]

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

[okie]

[NO0C]

Funny meme. It's a shame they didn't label it correctly with daylight saving time.

[okie]

Hello NOOC---Here is one to spell check.

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, and I don't want to keep them on the side of the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts and off they went. .

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd


With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo !

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."



Travis

[NO0C]

Hello NOOC---Here is one to spell check.

I didn't spell check anything, I simply used the correct term, Daylight Saving Time.

Saving and savings are both good words.

[okie]

Hello NOOC---Here is one to spell check.

I didn't spell check anything, I simply used the correct term, Daylight Saving Time.

Saving and savings are both good words.

MY MISTAKE

Travis