Divorce

[okie]

After 45 years of marriage a man calls his son to tell him the news. Your mother and I are getting a divorce. Son says no!, hold on, I'll call you back. The son calls his sister, she freaks and says wait, I'll call you back.
The daughter gets on the phone to dad; "don't you do anything! Don't you go anywhere or call anyone! We're coming to see you immediately!"
The man looks at his wife. Ok, it's all set. The kids are coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.


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