RoyM wrote:I just choked on my coffee.
You choked over that, you'd need Bobo standing by to do CPR if I started about her so called son.
PUT THE COFFEE AND ALL BEVERAGES DOWN!
At 15 I convinced him he had an internal yeast infection from eating uncooked doughnuts.
She was pissed at him so she went along.
The school librarian got 4 weeks off for stress when the boy insisted she help him research internal yeast infections.
Since mom refused to pick up Monostat pills for him, he tried scoring them from girls in school.
Oddly girls started avoiding him.
His aunt who is an ED Nurse got in the game and convinced him he was headed for surgery.
I knew he had pigged on black jelly beans, so I told him he best hope he didn't crap green.
Next morning he's in the bathroom bellowing for mom to come do a color check on what he just dropped.
He survived the yeast infection
Damn kid would fall asleep in the shower and run hell out of the well, so I installed a valve on the hot water with a remote handle. It woke him up and got him out of the shower.
He flunked Gym cause he couldn't shower and change fast enough to catch the bus home.
He crapped in the cat's litter box cause he didn't want to wait for a toilet to be available. Mom really loved that one. She absolutely refused to allow me to assist him in cleaning the litter box. When I asked what he used to wipe he announced he didn't cause he has "Perfect A$$#0le". I agreed, and pointed out he probably got it from his "father" who was a salesman for Sears.
That's the short list for Sophomore year, you man enough to hear about Jr year?
