"When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
U.S. Army -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U.S. Air Force --Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Soldiers Smile Back"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Soldiers -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens Them"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
. . . and finally
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. SOLDERS don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan
