ke4avb will like this one

[okie]

A good read if you have a little time.

http://www.econrates.com/reality/schul.html

Travis

(did this make you smile?)

[okie]

Reminds me of some of the remarks that have supposedly appeared on the RAF form F800, used by pilots to to inform ground crew of faults.
Pilot: something loose in cockpit
crew chief: somthing tightened in cockpit

Pilot: Auto landing system faulty on this aircraft
Crewchief: Auto landing system not fitted on this aircraft

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Crewchief: Took hammer away from midget



Travis

[KE4AVB]

They wouldn't let me taxi the Blackbird of the Space and Rocket Center property so I can use the 565 interstate as a takeoff strip.

As for the last post it sounds familiar as I entered similar comments in customer record here.

Customer: Mouse moved into my mower engine.
Tech: Evicted mouse family and belongings for non payment of rent.