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Deathbed requests

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Deathbed requests

Postby okie » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:41 am

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."

"Louie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? ……….. He has a paper route."

Travis :roll:
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Re: Deathbed requests

Postby fixer5000 » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:29 pm

priceless lol :D
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Re: Deathbed requests

Postby JonCraig » Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:41 am

Hey-ohhhh!
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Re: Deathbed requests

Postby stienut13 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:43 pm

Oy veh, or however you spell it!!!!!!!!!!!

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