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Sven texts Erik and says "you gotta come see da new cow.. Erik gets there and Sven says ."Pull her teat.." Erik obliges and the cow cuts a big fart. Erik say..." Didya buy dis here cow over ta Minnetoda by any chance?" Sven says " Yah...I did...how you know dat?" Erik replied.... "My wife is from Minnetoda...."
"Give me a fast ship, for I intend to go into harm's way."