Until I seen it for myself I didn't believe a bird would hanging upside down from the perch dead but I had a Indian Ringneck that did.
When I worked on bank I had locked in the vault once (at there was a phone in there) so I trying call the in house operator with no one answering. Finally got an outside line and called the bank. Someone answer and how they could help me. I said it would nice if someone let me out the vault. They said "Are you joking". Of course I got it thru to them after about fifteen minutes but had describe some of the vault contents. I also been through one lock down due bomb scare. Luckily I never at one during a hold-up.
I did received several letters from my bank saying they could lower my mortgage payments so I went in just how much they could and they refuse to lower it any more. I reckon since my payments are zero they weren't willing to pay me to have a mortgage. Had totry anyway never know if they are that desperate for customers or not.
And I have seen that "Press Any Key" message from a bad keyboard. How in the world they think you going resolve pressing a key if the keyboard not working. Never has since I have been working on computers.
The truest measure of society is the how it treats its elderly, its pets, and its prisoners.