Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Lowery's Law of Home Repair:
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Beach's Law:
Interchangeable parts aren't.
William's Law:
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand:
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Col. Murphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
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