Open carry..

[bobodu]

Last night, my wife asked me why I carry my M&P 40 in the house...what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and told her " Decepticons..." She laughed, I laughed....the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. We went to bed.

[RoyM]

Did the toaster live long enough to report the dirty deed?

[bobodu]

Oddly enough, the toaster transformed into a bullet trap...ironic isn't it?

[okie]

When Carl and I come up to see you, remind me not to laugh. If a toaster can't laugh when it wants to, what chance do I have?

Travis

[bobodu]

I don't make enough bread for the two of them.

[okie]

I don't make enough bread for the two of them.

How much bread do you need for a 2 slice toaster?

Travis

[bobodu]

Well Okie....these days, I not only have to feed the two slice toaster....I am forced to make up the difference to people who only have one slice. Didn't you hear the latest speech about "leavened bread inequality"? You must be one of those evil greedy rich people who don't care that there are "folks" out there that only have a one slice sandwich to eat while watching TV all day.

[okie]

pres took a low flying trip across Oklahoma. a few smoke signals went up and this is the results.




Travis