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Re: Smile for the day

Postby okie » Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:53 am

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Re: Smile for the day

Postby okie » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:35 pm

Senior trying to set a password:

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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER:50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYournoseIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USEReally Teed Off-50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYournoseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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Re: Smile for the day

Postby bgsengine » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:57 pm

okie wrote:Senior trying to set a password:

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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER:50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYournoseIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USEReally Teed Off-50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYournoseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.


I'm sure that's how some of our members felt about our password requirements here.. hehehe!
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Re: Smile for the day

Postby okie » Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:00 pm

FACTS OF LIFE BELOW.


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000.

That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?

"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

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Re: Smile for the day

Postby okie » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:01 pm

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Re: Smile for the day

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Re: Smile for the day

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Re: Smile for the day

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Re: Smile for the day

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Re: Smile for the day

Postby okie » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:55 pm

This guy is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/embed/75X7G-38xBk


If you don't like this, report it to Bobodu. He will refund your money. :D
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