Smile for the day

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Just for you Roy

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.""Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.

He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, whats your last request?""That you kill me first."

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

" Have you killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," He replied.

Intrigued she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone...