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[Franz]

Bobo best watch his act now. Ratfink didn't even send me a Memo.

Billy I sent you a sixpack of gallon size dehydrated beer to share with Carl as you see fit. Just add water after you pour the contents of the mylar baggie into a gallon jug. I sent it to the feed store cause the Post Office refuses to come to your house.

[bgsengine]

Welcome! Glad to have ya.

[okie]

Welcome aboard Franz. Bobodu has really strighten up his act lately. He must be feeling poorly ,,,,,,,,,,,, or just getting old.

Okie

[RoyM]

Welcome aboard, I see you know these guys well.

[Franz]

Well, Bobo could be suffering from the dreaded A.A.A.D.D.
I hear it's contagious and I'm pretty sure Carl gave it Billy cause Billy still ain't answered questions I asked 2 years ago. Probably a good thing I forgot what the question was.

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....

[okie]

Franz
I may have some of that dreaded AARP or AAADD stuff.
Here is a picture of what I'm talking about.




Travis

[fixer5000]

travis where do you find all this stuff??? lol

[okie]

travis where do you find all this stuff??? lol

When I got old, everyone just sends it to me I am saving some for Carl and Billy but they have not shown up yet. Glad you showed up. I may have to turn my guns on you.

Travis

[fixer5000]

im here for the duration...keep em comin. i like humour as much as the next guy

[Carlw]

Hey you all, I am also here thanks to Briggs he was able to pay off the administrators because they weren't going to let me in. Old age and CRS is hell to live with. Hey Franz there is no way you are going to leave me behind someone has to keep Bob and Billy on the right path. By the way, the beer you sent, Bill must have drank it all because by the time I got my proton it would not reactivate, all I got was a bag of fuzzy warm air. Carl