Our society is doomed

[okie]

Our society is doomed..............

> > >
> > > I heard of a Taco Bell where someone gave a $2.00 bill to the clerk, and they called the police.
> > > The POLICE even had serious questions about the $2.00 bill.
> > > NICE!

> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
> > > I said "May I have large bills, please".
> > > She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
> > > When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.

> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know, I already got that side. '
> > > This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS.

> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > We had to have the garage door repaired.
> > > The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'We haven't used Sears repair since.


> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
> > > I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


> > > IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
> > > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
> > > From Kansas City


> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham, Ala.



> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
> > > I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS.


> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


> > > IDIOT SIGHTING
> > > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for thesake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff’s office, no less.

[tuffnell]

Makes one stop and think.
By the way thanks for the video, enjoyed the little mans "Lets get er done"

[bobodu]

Tami and I went to Starbucks and the girl asked for my name. I said "Call me Ishmael" She said.."I don't know how to spell that".....I said "T H A T". .Go for the obvious if the subtle doesn't work.

[aj-allen]

Pulled up to the drive through at Taco Bell the cheerful girls voice asked what I would like to order. I said that I would like a bakers dozen of regular tacos and that would be all. After a long pause she came back on "Is that like ten?"

[KE4AVB]

That was like me telling a customer that I evicted Mickey, Minnie and the kids from his mower's engine. He had just a plain look on his face. I had to say Mouse.

Btw none survived the gallant at my place. Every one was eaten by the yardbirds.

These things do make me wonder how our offspring are going to survive when we are gone.

[bobodu]

The Yardbirds??? I knew Socialism was bad...but the British are eating mice??? Didn't get some autographs?

[KE4AVB]

The Yardbirds??? I knew Socialism was bad...but the British are eating mice??? Didn't get some autographs?

They are the chickens here not people; although, I have seen articles on the British and other places eating large rats.

I also have a couple Emus that sallow whole Bluegill perch that are four inches height, I had fence them off from the fruit orchard as they were swallowing whole medium size peaches.